Garlab nab, andu wastig

They never put it out there. Both of those women did NOT name him themselves.

DISCLAIMER: I did not watch the video

I’ve only recently begun commenting outside of Kitchenette, but I’ve always enjoyed your posts. I loved the one about you and your husband marrying.

I would love to own a kitten who was Satan reincarnated.

I AM COMPLETELY BEHIND THAT IDEA. Out of habit I look for one when I’m in line for a register, but I don’t remember seeing one. I typically buy them when I see them.

I loved the issue from a few years ago about how some woman was Raptured, but stopped when she was halfway through her kitchen ceiling.

Weekly World News is life

The only time I’ve ever eaten lamb, I found out after the fact that it was a lamb that I’d helped my best friend raise and take care of since birth. She was a member of FFA throughout school and her family owned a flock of sheep.

His pants/shorts/whatevers are crooked and it’s REALLY bothering me. Also, who is he?

I don’t know who Christopher Guest is...UNLESS YOU’RE MY SPLIT PERSONALITY OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

...Are you me?

All children are monstrous, inhumane, vicious little sociopaths and remain as such until they are taught how to behave in public by Society.

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I just want to take a quick moment and tell you how much I appreciate your writing. A lot of it makes me laugh, but I have a quickly growing appreciation for larger pieces such as this.

For my mom’s 50th, all of her relatives from the East Coast came and visited us on the West Coast. This included my few younger female cousins.

Synonym is just another word for the word you wanna use!

He doesn’t need bodyguards. He took down TONS of aliens by himself in Attack The Block, he’s FINE

KITTY!!

ALL I WANT IS BLACK SHOES. WHY IS THAT SO DAMN HARD TO FIND.