As others have said...where you go, we shall ALL follow.

See... You guys just don’t get it. He didn’t originally intend to rob the place, it’s just that on his belt adding the clip for his wallet would have clashed with his pants and what was REALLY frustrating is that he had all the stuff he needed in his pockets, like his whetstone (because you never know when you need…

Thank you so much. You’ve helped me through some tough days. I’m considering starting a Twitter account to follow you. I enjoy your writing style and look forward to reading your pieces no matter the location.

Don’t you mean “Sheenanigans”?

OMG I NEED those boots in my life, since like, yesterday.

I baked a chocolate cake and made some chocolate icing for it on Monday, all from scratch! It was for Schnookums’ birthday, which was two weeks prior but Monday was the first opportunity I had.

I’ve read quite a few of your pieces here and I just wanted to say thank you for writing. I always enjoy them.

Also, madly in love with your blue hair in that picture. It looks gorgeous. Jealous!

This was a fantastic read. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Omg fuck all those people. My day started so good: free ice cream. And then I find it at my other job my paycheck is short and all of this steaming heap of human-shaped putrescence.

So it’s essentially the “Pick A Map” feature, for campaign mode?

...wat.

When is someone going to worry about the REAL danger, the deadly dihydrogen monoxide?!

I refuse to believe that someone at Hormel said “Hey, you know what would make Spam better? If it was dried out! HOLY SHIT THAT IS BRILLIANT I AM GOING TO CALL MARKETING RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND THIS WILL MAKE US SO MUCH GODDAMN MONEY”

Goddammit! You have no how badly I want those brownies. You’re a MONSTER.

May they both step on the end of a power cord for all eternity.

Omg yes weekend special

Well, you fucking apologized like a decent fucking person, so I really fucking appreciate that.

Jesus Christ, what’s with the fucking language today? I’m fucking tired of all this swearing shit. Goddamn, Pinkham. Show some fucking respect.

Mufasa.