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I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the

Nope...that honor has been taken

Had Hillary considered following Trump’s health regime, this never would have happened. Sad!

I’m reminded that nearly naked, young healthy models were dropping like flies after standing in the heat at Kayne’s show this week. She’s wearing a full freaking suit. It’s hot. She got overheated. Clearly she has a fatal disease and is too ill to serve.

Nope. Thousands of tests have been done in the attempt to prove that men are more analytical, and every one of them has failed. Additionally, emotions are not quantifiable, so it can’t be proven that one gender is more emotional.

I never watch the opening ceremonies. I find them boring. I find the aspect of “the journey” boring as well. I like to watch the athletes do athletic things. Like sports.

People are emotional, you idiot. Except for the sociopaths among us.

Oh, please. It’s not like men don’t buy in to this either. Football for example is very much about the journey. Ever watch the run up to the draft? Jesus, nothing but sob stories. Ever see the press coverage about a player who has come back from injury? The in depth details about shoulder surgery for a quarterback or

Personally, I will be boycotting the NBC Olympic broadcasts until every graphic is done in pink, cursive writing with lots of hearts and flowers. Any of the following is acceptable:

Same. I’m obsessed with women’s gymnastics and am pissed I will have to go out of my way to avoid the Internet Sunday to avoid spoilers for the qualifications. I want to see the “journey” whatever the fuck that means, but I want to see their scores as they compete!

This is reminding me of that post about men making decisions on the marketing and distribution of the original at-home pregnancy tests. Just some moron with his head up his ass who is CONVINCED beyond a shadow of a doubt that he KNOWS what women, want, need, and will do and nothing any woman does or tells him will rob

Silly wimminz, with their emotions and shit. We know better than them what they want!

Good god, the casting for this keeps getting better and better. What are the votes for The Commander (and the rest of the cast)? I always pictured somebody like Gregg Henry:

The Handmaid’s Tale, coming 2017

“Wait, why are you removing his under garments?”

After watching this I was talking to someone else and couldn't say benevolent either. It might be catchy.

Jon snow winked and now I'm pregnant

Emilia Clarke slipping as she comes in the door is me in heels at every professional function.

To be fair...

That was adorable.