i will continue to say it until somebody puts a bullet in my head, but the fact that star wars is only being made by star wars fans anymore is the creative death knell for the series. the only thing at this point that can get me interested in a new star wars installment is if they set it 100+ years after episode 9…

You bite your tongue! The NES metroid is perfect!

Makes you wonder why they aren’t called πnos.

The facts are these.

Maybe Metroid 1-4 in preparation for MP4

I’ll take six months in the “Bryan Fuller has left the project over ‘creative differences’” pool.

I think you meant “Fuller, best known for his work on Dead Like Me, Pushing Daisies and Wonderfalls, ...”

Soldier Boy, I tell ‘em.

So...The Thing. The Thing is real now. Great.

Drake reveals he did manage to grab some pretty sweet loot, so they’re still rich, and they walk off into the sunset.

I haven’t played this series, but I assume from the title that most of the action will take place in well-documented locations with many detailed maps and comprehensive transportation networks?

You forgot the obligatory supernatural twist 2/3rds of the way through! 

This whole thing was kicked off by extremist Haredi marching through Palestinian neighborhoods, attacking their inhabitants, and screaming “DEATH TO ARABS”, all while under the protection of the IDF.

I do think Lake Bell would be an obvious choice to cross over and play live-action Poison Ivy

Can we just scrap Robbie’s Harley Quinn and pick up Kaley Cuoco as both the live action and animated Harley Quinn?

I get where you’re going with this, but it really needs to be “on the shore of a dark Scottish lake many miles away” for your allusion to have the synchronicity you’re looking for.

Okay, some of you called this from the moment the show was announced: it would end being called Captain America and The Winter Soldier. And it was. Give yourself a pat on the back. Though he’s not The Winter Soldier any longer and that was actually his journey, so it should have been called Captain…

I was playing Switch while this was on, and you're right, it's a serviceable background movie.

What made those movies good was Paul Feig, he’s super talented.  Her husband Ben Falcone is just awful.  I truly don’t understand why these studios keep giving him money to write and direct movies.

I’m going to have to agree with you there.