I really want to know what his original dialogue was! My friend said it was completely rewritten in post.

It’s such a fun “what the fuck is going on” movie. Honestly, it was the best time I had watching a movie with a group of friends in years. Years.

I don’t know if you can draw that silly premise out into a series but I’ll give it a shot.

I’ve never really cared for it. Young Frankenstein is my favorite because it doesn’t rely wholly on your familiarity with another franchise to work. Spaceballs is kind of the anti-Galaxy Quest in that way. The latter is a great movie whether or not you’re a Star Trek fan, but Star Trek fans will get more out of it. I…

I’m probably gonna regret asking this, but what the fuck is going on in the header image?

I know nothing about her comic counterpart, but I really disliked her power set in the movie. She could seemingly do whatever the plot needed her to do: fire energy beams, absorb certain energy, punch spaceships out of the sky, fly for some reason, and travel at near-light speeds in space without breathing.

Brie is generally amazing, so I think it’s the writing that kills her portrayal of Captain Marvel. It feels like a character they didn’t really have a handle on when making both of her movies.

At 500 pounds, I doubt this big bird could swim very well, and if it was doing anything underwater, it was probably bottom-walking. It could have also been a wader, habitually dipping its head underwater to grab vegetation.

The final Angel was financial ruin.

I’ll check that out too.

blah blah blah kids stuff kids stuff ooh a new Wallace & Gromit - FUCK YEAH ARCANE BABY

Fuck’s sake.

They’re really leaning into the Facehuggers in this one, which I appreciate. But yeah, damn, this looks amazing.

I started Shadow awhile ago but fell off pretty quickly because the antagonists were just...the same Uncharted-like villains from Rise. The larger story of Lara maybe doing harm by removing these artifacts was interesting and I don’t think it needed to crib so hard from the Uncharted games but Crystal Dynamics thought…

Looking forward to Superman discovering that a mad scientist has fused Jimmy Olsen and a dog.

FWIW, a friend of mine tried Ozempic for about a month but the side effects were so severe that she had to stop. Couldn’t keep food down, heart palpitations, couldn’t sleep. She did lose weight, but probably because she couldn’t keep food down. Her potassium and magnesium levels dropped off the chart too, which…

I didn’t know she was in the movie before this. I’ll definitely be watching it now. I mean, I was going to anyway, but listen, I watched Mafia Mama because she was in it. And that movie is unforgivably bad.

I expected more (or any) monster fights, or close encounters with monsters, or maybe actually observing and studying the monsters. But nooooo it’s all “let’s try to find our shit dad” and “wow Monarch is run by a bunch of dicks.” 

“How do we make it bigger and better? We reveal Kong at the end of the first season so there’s gonna be an expectation you’re gonna see more of Kong that we want to deliver on.”

Is Dark Matter a J.J. Abrams show? Because the mystery box is right there.