“Don’t write down to kids, write up to kids”

Fair point.

I’m extremely jealous of this job.

I do wonder how much was Wingard’s fault vs. studio executive meddling.

Came here to say exactly this. GxK was the cinematic equivalent of a kid smashing his action figures together and making sound effects. Hell, a kid could probably dream up a better plot than that movie had.

As on-the-nose as possible, thanks J.J.

I’ll throw my hat behind Late Night with the Devil. It’s a really unique, atmospheric flick with a lot of great practical effects and a classic horror twist at the end. 

“Total Film (via Games Radar) also has a new low-res, poorly-lit image of Cailee Spaeny’s character, Rain, in Alien: Romulus.”

The 1998 Tristar Godzilla was this movie for me. I was 16 at the time. I saw it three times in theaters, each time with a different group of people. I was a huge Godzilla nerd back then (and still am), but I had not seen most of the Heisei series but had read about them. Remember GINO’s first trailer?

I appreciate your attempt to return to Rob’s old FAQ format for terrible movies. Keep it up. I’ve tried to carry on that legacy (ostensibly from Topless Robot) over at Nintendo World Report (example below). More of this, please.

Is it just me, or does that Pyramid Head look like an action figure?

An arguably better song!

Ha! I did not. Man, I haven’t thought about the Arsenio Hall show in a LONG time.

Why wouldn’t they make more movies? Am I the only one who liked the 2009 movies and wished it got a sequel?

I’ve got the cure! Starting singing Tom Petty’s “Learning to Fly” instead. It’s so much better and arguably just as catchy!

I mean, shit, if we’re going for fossil sharks, I’ve gotta give a shout-out to Helicoprion, the buzzsaw shark, and Edestus, the scissor-jaw shark.

And I’m freeeeee...free-floatin’

“after like 4 years of updates.”

FROM HELL’S HOLE I STAB AT THEE

“...Sauron as he appears as Annatar, the Lord of Gifts, in The Lord of the Rings: The Ring of Power.”