You understand that I inherently know how distasteful my statement was, right?

As a manipulative white person who comes from a long line of manipulative white people...that’s not gonna work.

...cause there ain’t no white bitches cuttin up people on the streets when they feel slighted.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Here’s a fun one for ya, Matt.

Why would anybody think the comments were going to matter to Pai at all in the first place?

Tumblr in Action, indeed.

A play called “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time” is the most British thing I could ever possibly think of.

Hey Miserable TV Junkie,

This is all the Patriarchy’s fault. Why can’t they just leave Melissa McCarthy alone?!

Ugh.

None of that.

Tax the churches.

A lot like the one that cast a shadow over the car earlier in the episode...

At least there’s a benefit of these people dying off and seriously considering not reproducing again.

Wait...what’s wrong with this?

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I am in total agreement with this piece. Fuck that stupid fucking flag.

$10 says it’s terrible.

Was gonna watch the video till you mentioned Schumer.