Is it okay to be tired of all the hype for LGBTQ shit crammed into literally everything now?

Someone’s projecting...

I suppose it is entirely possible that some women feel empowered by posing naked on a beach with a gold encrusted crotch. I cannot make the argument that it hasn’t happened.

Caller 1: Bro, she’s cheating on you now. Still. I promise you. This is her way of trying to tell you.

Ew.

Preach.

Great! I believe you.

Let’s see....

Quite frankly, I’m amazed. Do you know what the average hit rate for most law enforcement is with a fired round?

Hey, look at that! You’ve cleared some space on your plate.

Fun trick if you go again;

Because Ergo keyboards are terrible.

Why do we kowtow to people who are offended?

You sure you want to side with her? Like, oh my god...

So this is gonna come off condescending. It’s not. But, you do you. I’m not your dad.

You understand that I inherently know how distasteful my statement was, right?

As a manipulative white person who comes from a long line of manipulative white people...that’s not gonna work.

...cause there ain’t no white bitches cuttin up people on the streets when they feel slighted.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Hey Miserable TV Junkie,