Too high brow?

So you’re Momma is so fat, then....

Absolutely wrong.

Well, no. Clearly. But honestly, I’ve had cops say that to me too. And that’s not hyperbole, either.

So wait...let me get this straight.

There are countless comments I’ve written on these blogs that could very suitably get a “fuck you” as a response. It’s not a good response, but I’d get it.

If it wasn’t for the story, I’d have no idea what to be outraged about. That video shows nothing...

Congrats Preston. (Jesus, really?)

I remember a time when we didn’t need nostalgia!

Yeah, here’s the thing. You know what the opposite of love is, right?

lightninglouie....HAS GAINED A LEVEL

It’s easier if you remember that way, way, waaaay, deep down inside...Chris Pratt is still a chubby fry cook at a greasy spoon in Alaska.

I too am curious as to what people thought was happening when they gave a third party access to their emails.

AKA The Donald Trump Method:

Why do the guys have 50 deep grooved wrinkles on their faces, and the women are smooth?

Like you’re doing right now?

Ah! Ya got me....

Or use it to commute more than 10 miles to work each day.

Well, yeah.

It’s not a problem until it is.