sillyputtystrangler
SillyPuttyStrangler
sillyputtystrangler

Hated it. Hated it hard. And I was super psyched for it too. The original trailer and storyline sounded amazing. The thing we got was vastly different. The controls never felt intuitive to me. Lots of glitches. Generic omniscient baddies. And more often than not, I was bored.

Jesus Hamilton, go fuck yourself. This was terrible.

Nuh-uh. Fool us once twice thrice Zack Snyder....and nobody seems to have the sense to stop you.

You get all the stars, Patricia.

I don’t wanna be that guy...but more than likely the 4" was added erroneously when citing the Wikipedia article, using the automatic form fill Siri has for more notable people.

Just a heads up, the Microsoft environments are getting a swell of ransomware waves, and a bump to their licensing structures. As in, you pay per core now.

OR...or...you could realize this whole lineup is shit and skip this generation.

But unlike its titular hero, always eager to push boundaries to be the best, the film it never feels quite to ready to break its mold,

In all fairness...the Flash is a dipshit. So at least that’s true to the character.

You let this happen, Nolan.

I’ve just now realized that Ash is also a tree name.

Ew. Eastenders.

That last season, though. Just terrible.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...I was with you right up until you started asking things nobody was talking about.

OR...or....you can pick up the Asus Zenbook UX303UA for about $750, and install El Capitan on it in about an hour.

This also means you can use TouchBar to display all your favorite Emoji. That’s big!

Aw, it’s gonna be one of the those shows. The first two episodes are amazing, and then it suddenly turns to shit.

It’s that hinge....

You have failed.

Why? The editor was. So was the author of the Medium piece.