So, I guess the question is how often do you clean your outerwear? My answer is: rarely, if ever.

I don’t care how unrealistic it is, that header pic is grodddamn adorable.

I’m actually in the opposite camp: I used to eat Wendys like ten years ago but stopped for a while, recently went back and outside of the nuggets wasn’t too impressed. I guess the repeated trolliness towards McDonalds can be annoying but generally I think them being slightly dickish is kinda funny. If not for their…

Why are we incapable of having self-sustaining individual transit in this country? Roads are MASSIVELY subsidized through general revenue taxes, and we complain about a little bit of funding for mass transit which reduces the need for more subsidies for roads?

Sweet jesus, we’re stuck in a dystopian YA novel.

I’m not sure if this is the case here, but sometimes you can seek a declaratory judgment on a point as a defensive maneuver in order to head off a lawsuit.

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

What does it benefit a dealer to send an itemized quote via email?

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Domino’s is far and away better pizza than the doughy, lifeless garbage from Pizza Hut (I didn’t say objectively “good,” but “better”). And the app makes the experience better and easier than calling my local delivery joint. When I call the latter, the first question is usually, “Can you hold?” Sure. And until…

it could if the bottle was on the deck and the ship got hit by a huge wave and the bottle got launched...

Room service (and fast food, fight me) has no rules.

Still disagree that splitting entrees is tacky (if it is, it’s a very puny amount tacky), but totally agree that ordering off the kids menu can be considered tacky

Neither side is wrong.

Good on him and Gregg’s for being both kind and (corporate) for recognizing a PR bonanza when it’s staring them in the face. I’m always surprised when companies pull a bonehead and don’t immediately realize that this kind of situation is worth more than a 1000 commercials to them if they respond correctly- as Gregg’s…

This is literally a Snap marketing image. It’s not gizmodo’s clever clickbait

YEah how the fuck is this viral?

They should postpone this movie until it’s been, say, six months since the last U.S. gun massacre, thus assuring that it would never, ever be released.

I guess my question is what these rapists' and would-be rapists' stories tell us about how to prevent rape. I agree that it's important to have this discussion candidly, and that we should pay attention to what kinds of situations may become dangerous. But reading through these accounts, I'm left confused. The main…