Given how dash cams aren’t quite mainstream in the U.S. just yet, it’s pretty miraculous that this was captured on video as clearly as it was.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Why did the chicken sandwich cross the country, to trip balls and meet with fellow disruptors about its new CBD startup.

Oh, no way it takes an hour my friend.

May I suggest at least some screening over the exhaust ports?

I tried the Impossible Whopper. I have no intention of going vegetarian, but I have no opposition to “fake” meat. I figure that if we can create a meat substitute that’s better for the environment, hey, win-win for the planet. So I tried it. It’s worth noting that I grew up eating my burgers with just meat and cheese.…

Door To Door Meat Men sounds like a porn series.

+1 worked hard to make that pun but you pulled it off...

Ships are referred to as “she”.  So the red is to attract sea-men?

huh.

they only hire active addicts in fast food. 

Fine print: ‘ToGo’ includes leaving after eating. You have to live there or pay to leave

Probably longer than the person who gets the lifetime pass and eats there every day.

So either
A) Dealership is lying and it didn’t sell for six figures.
or

Chili is probably something they have a large pot of and takes little to no extra prep for a single serving. The chicken probably wasn’t something they had at the ready, hence the extra charge.

I have a big problem with left and right. I really have to think about it. My wife will tell me to turn left, and I’ll put the right blinker on almost every time. We have come up with a solution to that problem though - “blinker up/blinker down”.

Child proof caps.  They are my kryptonite.

Depends. I know people who pull in $400-500K a year, have done so for years, but have to work to pay the mortgage on their mansions and kids’ tuition. Choosing an expensive lifestyle doesn’t mean you can’t be rich.

But... they said this all in the article.

As usual, Trump only wants to hear opinions that support him, instead of actual facts. Facts didn’t win him an election. Bluster and bullshit did