Everton too.

Ironic in an Alanis Morissette way, you mean?

That response is so stupid that it makes my head hurt.

I thought everyone was always talking about Jose Mourinho. At least that’s what my friend, Jose Mourinho, told me.

I like your facts. In fact, I like them so much that they are exactly the same facts that I wrote to you. Funny, that.

Okay, David. We hear you loud and clear. You think Man U did you wrong. Fine. But SAF isn’t infallible, and even he admitted that it was right to let you go.

Yeah. Canning an manager who was clearly in over his head, had no respect from the players, had made a shambles of his transfer business, and steered the defending champions to mid-table — totally unfair. Just plain unfair.

For years indeed! I mean, it was forever ago that Chelsea won the CL in 2012 and Man U made the final in 2011. Forever, I say!

My word, Billy. You should be embarrassed.