This review, and the reviews for Welcome to Macaroni (or whatever it’s called), make me want to see both films. I love a good trainwreck.

“The plot of the movie makes no sense, but it’s an allegory” really isn’t selling me on the movie.

I liked the book fine but still kept rolling my eyes every few pages. When I heard it was being made into a movie, I was like “Okay, this has good people involved, so maybe they’ll tidy it up.”

Two things: I absolutely believe that Pop-Tarts could last five years and not be moldy (I have no scientific data to back this up; it’s just my ignorant opinion) and women are ok to drink wine when pregnant, especially when they are that far along.

“Critically Underrated Bohemian Rhapsody”? Did I read that correctly? Is this a typo? One of the most wildly sugary, silly, offensive mainstream releases of 2018? A film with zero meaningful or original or even accurate commentary on the nature of pop music or fame or homosexuality in the 80's? What about this movie…

I watched the trailer; my response, “wow am I totally happy that watching a trailer isn’t the equivalent of signing a contract to watch a movie.”