The fun part of the Sessions news has been old clips surfacing of him crowing about how people should be punished for perjury. Oh, poetic justice (if justice actually gets served here).

Today in "what the IMDb thinks they're best known for":
Ingrid Bolso Berdal: Chernobyl Diaries
Desi Arnaz: Producer, The Ann Sothern Show
Jon Bon Jovi: Soundtrack, Armageddon
Mikhail Gorbachev: Self, Faraway, So Close!

Today in "insultingly easy J6 clues":
Literary Title Characters: In this 1818 novel, the title character is the man, not the monster he creates
Cliches: You can find good in any situation if you remember "every cloud has" one of these
Take Me Out to the Classical Music Game: Let me root, root, root for Mozart's team, the…

Yeah, I'd ask about something from their profiles, like asking about their dogs or asking what their username meant. I'd say they followed the formula pretty well, but I imagine the formula isn't a guarantee.

I'd say it depends on how much you earn from your job and how much you think you can spare. Personally, there's an upcoming Lewis Black event in my area that I'm tempted to go see, but to get two tickets (for me and the person driving me there) would cost a little over $100. That's like a third of my paycheck, and…

Tonight I went to a Burger King to get dinner for my family. For some reason, it's the second Burger King I've been to that has a TV on Fox News. They were showing the speech, and all I heard was Trump claiming Obamacare was a failure and his was going to be so much better. I don't think I heard any details on how…

Online dating update: I'm wondering at this point if I should stop. Part of the attraction to online dating was that I'm pretty shy in real life. Well, it turns out that translates to being pretty shy on dating sites as well.

Today in "what the IMDb thinks they're best known for":
Ron Howard: Actor, The Andy Griffith Show
Justin Bieber: Producer, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Frederic Chopin: Soundtrack, The Prestige
Glenn Miller: Soundtrack, The Aviator

Today in "insultingly easy J6 clues":
Robots: In 2016 Yul Brynner's gunslinger robot made a cameo on this HBO series
Album Covers: The Fab Four are shown crossing the street on this album's cover
Beastly Movies: A 2005 documentary: "March of the ____"
Abbrev.: This agency, the EPA, was created in 1970 to address concerns…

See, I would expect something like Barton Fink or another Coen brothers movie.

5. John Turturro was in the Transformers movies.

Today in "what the IMDb thinks they're best known for":
John Turturro: O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Today in "insultingly easy J6 clues":
Pizza: Along with tomato sauce, cheese & ham, this fruit tops a traditional Hawaiian-style pizza
4, 4: Things that don't happen often occur "once in a" this celestial rarity
TV & Movie Jennys: This 1994 film character said, "Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots"
Lead…

Donal Logue: Gotham
Adam Baldwin: Full Metal Jacket
Howard Hesseman: Head of the Class

I'm sure what some of their constituents are hearing is "Jews."

So is it too early to start discussing who should host the Oscars next year? Upon seeing the opening number, my sister kind of wanted Justin Timberlake to host.

Eh, I doubt the type of Fox News viewer who rails against liberal celebrities is the type to go to Hollywood and take a bus tour.

I remember him for his Mike Leigh movies.

Also, I can't be the only one disappointed that the mean tweets Casey Affleck read weren't from Constance Wu.

I didn't do an Oscar pool, and I'm kind of glad, because I would have bet on "La La Land" to win more. (For pete's sake, at one point "Hacksaw Ridge" had more awards than "La La Land!")