What the fuck is going on with his face? He looks like an android that got pulled off the production line before its skin had fully set.

Holy crap, should get rip my head off just my squeezing her pinkies together against my neck and pulling upwards.

Things I would like to add to the discussion.

We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

An elderly Jewish woman wins the state lottery, $100 million. And during her press conference, she says she intends to give most of it away. “$40 million to B’nai B’rith, $30 million to Hadassah, and $10 million to the Nazi party in Germany.” The reporters can’t believe what they just heard. One asks, “Did you say…

This reminds me of white people getting offended at Chris Rock’s N word routine. If you’re not Jewish please don’t get offended on my behalf when a fellow Jew tells a Jewish joke.

I will never understand why are you grey here.

That’s because Olivia Dunham was the best. The BEST, God damn it!

Ellen has always struck me as a probable badass who punches WAY above her weight :)

Congrats! :)

“Chimp-strength rage”... hmm... I think I’ve finally found an apt analogy for how I’m feeling at this point in the pregnancy.

Eh, I like Alec Baldwin’s reflections.

If you want Cowboy Curtis to join the MCU, SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!

Wait... isn’t he already playing Nic Fury?

It sounded like a continuation of a “you try to look dignified eating a sausage with cameras on you” conversation ...

I also didn’t get a naughty vibe. At worst, I got a “You’re too skinny, eat a sandwich” vibe. It could have even been a “come take a break and eat” vibe.

I’m pretty sure every vore tumblr is run by Griffin McElroy

The answer to nearly everything.

They should just recast him with Don Cheadle.

Will Clint Eastwood have a cameo role during which he will scold all the chairs?