What I love about that clip is that it’s a home game, and look at how many Packer fans there are in the lower level seats. Tampa does not have any sort of a home field advantage.

Tampa is not a good city. They have like 9 skyscrapers tops and there seems to be a massage parlor on every block, but they have a Cigar City brewery/restaurant in their airport, so I love leaving the city.

This franchise is what you get after a Disney ride impregnates the Saints.

These toolbags.

Counterpoint:

I want to take everyone who votes “homer” and walk them from home plate to the outfield fence. IT’S SO FUCKING FAR.

Bartolo Colon hit a home run, there is no way he can dunk

I am now genuinely curious if Tim Tebow can dunk a basketball.

EVERY FUCKING DAY

At least hurt yourself for no reason trying to stop the TD, you goddamned ginger stork!

Also, this.

Can we talk about that beard? That would be a perfectly lovely beard... if he’d shaved it from the neck-meets-head line.

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.

Any time I see lofts or ladders to beds I think, “what if they have to pee in the middle of the night?” I can barely drag my sleep-drunken ass down the hallway let outline navigate a ladder in the middle of the night.

I think I saw one tiny house episode where it was dad buying a tiny house on wheels after the divorce. “The kids will love it! We’ll travel all around the country having adventures!”

My husband and I have a running joke...the tiny house trend will inevitably lead to the home owners falling into murderous rages. Then ID will have a new show... “Tiny Homicide.”

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

“We stand with Stephen A. Smith” sits so high on the list of things I thought I would never read on this website. It sits somewhere between “All lives matter” and “No lives matter”.

I learned the best one from Drew Magarey over at Deadspin: