Honest question here... so where would someone like Reese Witherspoon be on this list?

who could possibly dislike white women, with their entitled attitudes and their credit-card-shaped buttocks?

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

This is what happens when you use Big Mac sauce, instead of Poligrip.

I assume they’ve also put out a radio ad with two “inner city” folks having a conversation about why they’re voting for Doug Jones.

Whites from the North don’t want to think they’re racist or benefactors of white supremacy and it’s easy to talk about “others” being worse to make themselves feel good. I thought it was pretty obvious while reading Slavery By Another Name that the only real difference between the North and South was the North wanted…

I...do not even know how to respond to these letter-writers. They are White Like Me, but holy cow are they unable to see the zinc oxide on the nose on their faces.

Great list.

Oh my god, I forgot about that part until this very moment, my entire theater was laughing so hard.

Wypipo’s best argument for America is “Things could be worse for you” and then they wonder why we want justice and equality.

For anyone concerned about the “snake oil” aspects of medical marijuana, you should be supporting immediate termination of federal Schedule 1 status. It makes legitimate research itself illegal, paving the way for charlatans and hucksters.

On Thursday night I wandered into a Washington D.C. diner/bar at 11:00 p.m. My stomach was emptier than Jeff Sessions’ soul and I was thirstier than LinkedIn’s email marketing team.

Cishet Michelle got bigger things to worry about. Like clocking in on time at the call center.