Piss...bomb? Wouldn’t it just have been easier to ask someone to punch them repeatedly? Throw your piss on me and see what happens. Some people’s children.

My granddaddy always told me not to trust a black man with no facial hair.

Jason, I know this piece wasnt for us because we know you, we trust your judgment and your integrity. This piece was, for lack of a better phrase, the mothafuckin haters. Everyday we come to the Root to learn (ok and have fun with Michael H) from you and the other staff and (some of) the commenters. I hope you know we…

There’s something that I want to say to the black people who read this website and it’s kind of connected to this story of “Christianity” (of which Trump knows nothing). I’m not religious - not a Christian or anything- that’s my disclaimer.

As an athiest, I take exception to your claim that we all have souls. But keep living the dream.

*Applause*

For real. We trot out players that weren’t good enough four years ago and we act surprised when this happens. We let the MLS and USSF become conjoined like carnival freaks and it results in a team filled to the brink with players that just aren’t good enough.

I’m sorry but people seem to forget that women get pregnant, not men. Women can die from pregnancy, men can’t. Pregnancy is a medical condition. Any decision about a pregnancy should be made by the woman who is pregnant and her doctor, no one else, certainly not Congress or any other men.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.

Joined the protest.

Daughter had a stroke in utero. Born with a pre-existing condition. Already would be past a typical “lifetime limit” of 1 million dollars.

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

*sidenote*

I’m always amazed when I hear that identity politics makes things harder for Democrats to win elections, because that presupposes that certain “identity” groups have been extremely successful in getting their interests broadly and loudly taken up and, I don’t see it.

My dad has kept his head shaved for as long as I’ve been alive, but my absolute favorite memory to this day is finding a series of polaroids of my dad with a Jheri Curl (pre-curl, mid-curl process, and after), as a kid.