this isn’t totally on topic, but... am I the only one who, every time they see Jinger’s name, they say it in their head as it’s spelled, not with a G?

Oh don’t worry, I just watched the “Any Man of Mine” video about 7 times just now....

The Creepy Hand Model

Every time Elizabeth Banks or Lake Bell came on the screen I yelled, “I WANT THOSE PANTS!!”

Oh yeah. My first crush was dark-haired Shania, so that will forever be prime Shania for me. But I'm still weirdly into the blond she's got going on now.

Well that’s a pretty strange extra limb protruding from Shania’s back, then...

God Shania is so hot.

And to heat it up, don't take it out of the aluminum foil! Keep that shit wrapped tight and toss it in the microwave to ensure the best leftovers you have ever had.

Speaking of, the dog I am dog-sitting must have just shit his dog pants according to the smell that is wafting across the room right now.

"You like saying gore-tex, don't you?"

Yeah my parent’s cat was a kitten when we found her, and I don’t think she was even very many generations into being “feral” (these were less feral and more barn cats that had strayed and reproduced). Even though we raised her and were always super loving, she still hates everyone. Sometimes she will let my dad pet…

Right?? Feral cats have been bred away from domesticity. They’re really not even close to the same type of cat you find in someone’s home. You’re not going to go out and find a feral dog and bring it into your home, why would you think a cat would be any different?

I honestly thought she was dead.

I don’t think any of these methods are 100% effective, but I just want to pose a question to the people who think these feral cats can be adopted: have you met a feral cat? I don’t mean the stray ones in your neighborhood that are used too seeing people. I’m talking about out in the fucking Australian bush feral cats.…

I don’t really see myself ever marrying, but I definitely couldn’t marry someone with an exorbitant amount of debt. I think maybe $35-40k in student debt would be my limit. And I could never marry someone with credit card debt.

Right?! I thought I was crazy until I mentioned it to my cousin and she said it happens to her too when she smokes so much. It was sooo uncomfortable to me and also I thought I was going to poop my pants because it felt like I couldn't control any part of my body.

This is what happened the first time I smoked too much. I sat on the bathroom floor and kept shouting, “GOOGLE HOW TO MAKE ME NOT HIGH ANYMORE!!!!! MAKE IT STOP”

Same. My mom never thought anything of changing in front of me, and I never really had body esteem issues, but it didn’t help me be any more comfortable changing in front of girls in the locker room at school, unfortunately :/ But that was more because kids can be cruel than because I was ashamed of my body.

Beautiful

I do NOT understand the accolades this show still gets. I wish Sarah had won for Asylum, but otherwise I don’t get it. Jessica Lange was great, but her character was exactly the same for four seasons.