I started doing that and then I got paranoid and read that there MAY be an increased risk for dementia later in life if you are a frequent user of things like Benadryl. So now I'm terrified I'm going to get Alzheimer's. Obviously I need to be taking more of my anxiety medication...

So is Klonopin :/

I have a coworker who has a three first names, name. It's so obnoxious.

Can they also discontinue the brown ones?

i was thinking more about cinamin

Once, I walked into the kitchen and my roommate was listening to something on NPR, and I stopped for a second to listen. I said, “Wait, is this Alan Alda?” And he said, “Who’s Alan Alda?” I WAS SO MORALLY OFFENDED BY THIS QUESTION I just walked away.

I never thought about getting this? I guess because when I was younger (in the recesses of my mind) I was thinking, “Eh, I’m a lesbian, I don’t need this.” And even though I’m a lesbian and... basically asexual, I guess I should really be more proactive and just get it. I have two years left before the cutoff, so why…

Side-eye emoji.

This is exactly how I would have reacted regardless of setting and who was around me.

My really awkward and new coworker sneak attack hugged me the other day and I was so taken aback. Also very uncomfortable because she is Very Short and I am Very Tall and her head was just above my belly button.

I went from hating Taylor Swift and her over saturation in pop culture, then to loving her with 1989, and now I’m back to the exasperation of her being EVERY. WHERE. All the time.

I have vehemently disliked her for years (I don't even know why??) but this makes me like her a little bit? WHAT IS HAPPENING

Well..... I take three Aleve every few hours for my cramps (about to take #6 right now)

I’m laughing. As I was reading this I was thinking, “What the actual fuck is this person on about?” Good one.

Oh and also, she is hot as FUCK. I hope I look even half that good at 50. I was seriously fanning myself throughout most of the show and shouting, “SHE LOOKS SO GOOD!!!”

I was at this show and I thought it was incredible. I honestly think it was the best show I’ve ever been to, not because it was the greatest theatrically, or her voice sounded the greatest, or even that she is my all-time favorite musician. But her music meant so much to me as a kid and got me through so many rough…

“The efficacy has not been proven” uh, well I mean, yes it has... But regardless, the fact that it “causes” autism HAS been proven? Go away Rob Schneider and everyone else on this list.

My mom and dad got married in jeans, cowboy boots, and white dress shirts. In our backyard. We then had a pig roast and drank cheap beer for hours around a bonfire.

Tangentially related... My mom divorced my dad when I was seven (she had taken his name), and got remarried when I was 16 and took my step-dad’s name. She really wanted to go back to her maiden name in the interim between the two, except it was too much of a hassle, though she was desperate to finally shed my dad’s…

My cousin and her wife both decided that they will just choose a new last name for themselves/future children. Their surnames are both very common, and while they would hyphenate well, they just thought it would be more fun to choose their own name. I don’t remember how they chose the name they did, but I know that…