Ass Juice DNA looks like this

I have the complete set of MT-30 in my family room. and i gotta say they are really INSANE. The bass is so deep at times it rattles my walls and windows and i gotta turn down the volume.

0:31 - 0:34 - Am i seeing this correct? I just saw the ringmaster SKIPPITY SKIP over to the injured rider. SKIPPITY SKIP FFS

@Nick : how do you get Siri to say those lines for the filming?

i wonder how it taste like...

more importantly, can it be BBQed and eaten?

so will the machines look like this?

those rich folks probably use the yacht to host occult rituals and sex orgies inside. Serious.

All of the above methods will be worthless IF your home PC/Mac is compromised - ex, like a trojan or keylogging program that captures your keystrokes. And antivirus programs are not 100% foolproof...

at first glance, i tot that was Steve Wozniak with a swollen face. ewww.... poor guy

gossip is basically what killed my reputation this morning. I sent a SMS with contents badmouthing Person A which was intended for Person B. But I accidentally sent it to Person A instead... that was like a WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF moment for me when i realised i send to the very person i am talking bad about....

I'm just here for the dancing cop.

it would be even better if Johnny Knoxville lies on top of that pile when it goes off, sans clothing, of course.

gotta put in a trance track here. the image is sooooo fitting.

High-def, then Ultra-Def... so whats after UD? Just gotta use my Click remote to fast forward time to 10 years from now and see for myself.

wow. so now its ok to sell your soul?

why does women sweat so much lesser than men? my wife hardly sweats at all, in fact, don't even sweat, when she and I are in the same hot location eating the same spicy food. i can be sweating like a pig while she's just cool as a cucumber.

with skills like that and you wanna hire him/her as an intern? Money is hard to earn nowadays...

i'm on CPAP. and i suffer from sleep apnea. not sure how this is gonna help me though, as i pretty much know that i most likely am not getting any deep sleep or REM even when i'm on CPAP. my AHI value is between 12-20. still not low enough.

i would sell my soul plus my wife's if i could hitch a ride with aliens and explore the universe and galaxies