I thought we were over the love triangle thing when Hook remembered he had slept with Neal's mom like a billion times.

Honestly, you shouldn't need a magic pickaxe to do anything at all when you have a Fairy with you. But I'm just going to assume she forgot she was magic in that moment because she did jackall to help.

Ichabod would have opened Pandora's Box within 2 seconds. Which is what I expected Ariel to do. But apparently mermaids know how to mind their own businesses.

Wait, are you saying you weren't intrigued by his stealthy move of following literally 2 footsteps behind Felix?

In that moment, Regina almost seemed happy that Ariel had "earned" her legs. It was an odd beat for a woman that was so eager to punish Ariel earlier. I enjoyed it.

Even though I watch this show, I'm still guessing that "whittling" is a euphemism.

Candy is for closers.

I enjoyed last week's episode far more than any of the others. It was pretty good.

Yeah, I'm out. I really wanted to be enthralled by this show in the same way that I'm enthralled by True Blood or Sleepy Hollow, but I'm just not. Neither the acting nor the plot particularly speak to me. But I hope it continues to get better and better for those sticking with it.

"This is my wife": http://www.youtube.com/watc…

He said: "I love that Scott said 'high five' so that it sounded like 'my wife'."

Eh, it was okay. I have more to say about The Birthday Boys:

"No comment."

You should have way more upvotes for this than you do. Allow me to help.

Mike White is the king of bizarre movies. In your face, Todd Solondz.

Poo.

What will it take to get Bruce McCulloch back in front of the camera? Preferably in a buddy comedy with Thomas Lennon.

Edit: I feel guilty. I'm sure both O'Teri and Kattan are doing okay.

Methinks things are looking up for people of the darker hue.

I have no doubt that's true, but it doesn't mean it's not also a difficult experience for whatever time period you're there.