Happy to see Jezebel covering this. (Kind of curious as to why this is filed under Detroit? Flint is an hour north of Detroit.)

They should totally wear the 90210 dresses.

That’s right. Doubledown. Remove all doubt.

If you’re going to spout off, expect people to correct you. Your point wasn’t missed, but it was still very poorly presented.

The widespread belief that the Hot Coffee woman won an outrageous amount for a frivolous case in which she (as the ignorant believe) was 100% at fault actually has caused a lot of problems. Spreading falsities can actually be harmful. But I’m sure the victim in that case appreciates your being so dismissive of her…

I agree that the Hot Coffee case has nothing to do with this one - so why bring it up? But since you did - when you demonstrate a complete lack of understanding of something that you reference specifically to make your point, people will point out your obvious lack of understanding of that thing.

It’s really fucked up to wish rape on anyone, even a rapist.

I’d sue their union, the pension fund, and any relatable things which would more penalize the officers then the community at large. Suing the city doesn’t hurt these scumbags.

Can we get two Mara Wilsons instead? That would be awesome.

Can I raise a motion to never include Seth MacFarlane in Tweet Beat ever again?

Ah yes, the classic “every generation is worse than the last one” bullshit. See also “saying nice things to people is only coddling them, you need to be harsh to instill real lessons, no I’m not just saying that to excuse my being an asshole to everybody, no you’re the asshole for pointing out that I’m not helping…

I don’t know. I’m guessing your mom was able to navigate motherhood and house buying at 28 because when you were in school, she could just give you some money and you could...you know, buy lunch with it.

But if bathing and getting dressed are things you find overwhelming, you might be depressed.

Is this what all the cool kids around the gawker umbrella refer to as a “hot take?”

yo

this was a hit piece

Whatever, man. This isn’t on me.

NOT SCREAMING AT MY COWORKER FOR DESCRIBING HIS POOPS TO OUR WHOLE OFFICE ROOM WHILE I’M EATING GRAPES #ADULTING

This is a pointless article.