Another famous "boner." This one lead directly to the Chicago Cubs' last World Series title. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkle's_…

The Lorde episodes were very, very nice to her, and Lorde herself loved them. It seems that Matt and Trey just really like Lorde. http://www.musictimes.com/articles/11998…

I don't know what's in the kit, but the first time I ever used a badger brush and quality shaving soap was a revelation. It's sooooo much better than the Gillette shaving gel I used when I was a teenager.

Also note that he addressed this to "Single Women of Chicago." Presumably non-single women already have been claimed as the property of another man.

Getting rid of toilet paper rolls will eliminate at least 25% of the joy of having a pet hedgehog.

That's almost good enough to pitch for the Rangers this season.

I guess Malin + Goetz deodorant might be branded for men. I'm a man, I use it, and I found out about it in GQ. However, the copy at the top of the website says it's for men and women. Anyway, this stuff is the truth.

http://www.malinandgoetz.com/body/eucalyptu…

The aluminum in antiperspirant also mixes with your sweat to cause those yellow pit stains in white shirts. That's another reason to stop using it.

As far as dry cleaning goes, I think the person quoted is saying it exactly right. For one, most of my shirts are washed (i.e., with detergent and water) and pressed and not dry cleaned. Washing is cheaper than dry cleaning. Secondly, from personal experience I can tell you that my wife's shirts are not…

Also perfect for breaking into the neighboring farmer's chicken coop.

Oof, I am pwnt.

Plus you'd be wrong. Basketball was literally invented in America by Americans.

I can't think of many things more brutal than commemorating the moment you were 1 cm from being a national hero on your body.

Croatia had requested Not In The Face, but dry Wet Herrera refused to listen.

I should never have doubted a dry Wet Herrera.

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Watt else were there supposed to do?

So you're saying that Deadspin didn't properly gauge your interest?

It would have been 100x funnier if they had accidentally played the Greek national anthem.

The Golden Hat is the rivalry trophy from the Texas-OU game.