The time travel aspect is broken. Either the Thanos part doesn’t work or Cap turning up doesn’t work. Pick whatever set of rules you want but you can’t have it both ways.

Can confirm.

You’re fine. Your intention was very clear through context, and the use of quotations—especially given your entire message of how different relationships work for different people and they’re all fine. Plopx is simply losing their shit at every perceived slight. So far, they’ve all been literally imaginary slights.

What idiotic hogwash. You sound exactly like my mother who swiped at gays by stupidly arguing, “I love my sister-in-law, but I don’t want to bang her!”

Keming! Fear it!

Being in a committed relationship with someone doesn’t actually require a lot of the things that people normally associate with it. You don’t have to commit to just one person, and the commitment might not have anything to do with sex, or it might not encompass the entirety of each individuals sexuality.

If it gives you any solace.....this has been the undercurrent of his ENTIRE LIFE.

Probably because mutual abuse is a highly complex thing that is often a response to abuse and because in mutual abuse cases with equal aggression women still suffer 70% of all injuries

i believe it’ll only be a matter of time until people are no longer allowed to upload encrypted files to cloud storage (without providing the means to decrypt said files).

Have you been screened for narcolepsy? Having semi-coherent experiences during REM and Stage 4 sleep is a very common symptom of the disorder, especially lucid dreams and waking sleep paralysis. If you struggle with fatigue/sleepiness during the day as well, I would recommend getting a referral to a sleep neurologist.

This movie came out my freshman year of high school and I ABSOLUTELY credit it with the confidence my too-smart bff and I had to be too-smart girls who dgaf what anyone else was doing. It’s a perfect movie that I can quote start to finish.

Jesus: Come as you are.

At the grocery store, that juicy produce is just sitting out in the open, on a Sunday! How can my boys resist the urge to just eat it all up right there in the store?

Also, and this is key, I take extra care not to get caught looking at butts (a skill I’m sure this woman’s sons have already developed) because I’m respectful enough that I don’t want indulging my natural instincts to make someone else uncomfortable. This is how society works.

Well, lady, you are in luck, because the Bible actually specifically addresses this issue! Let’s crack open the good book and see what you and your sons should do!

The easy target in this piece and you go after this kid who had a reasonable response to a passing question?

Lesbians can be around women in leggings or short skirts and not turn into rape monsters. Maybe the problem isn’t the leggings or the skirts?

Mothers of only boys are the most emphatic supporters of the “boys will be boys” theory. And they tend to be largely deferential to their sons. Please accept this generalization from a mother of only boys.

When they wear those leggings, you can see right where their hoo-has are!

The comments to the letter are pretty great: