“I am dismayed by the Tribune-Democrat’s complete and utter lack of respect and the indensitivity demonstrated by a full page “Celebrate an Angry White Dude holiday” on Aug. 5.

This post was going to be my go-to rant whenever anybody whines about a band or whatever that’s hard to search for, but apparently Drew has taste. On the one hand, sweet - A are real good band who make good music and congrats on liking good music. On the other, you stole my thunder so DUDE, FUCK YOU DREW!

Just the one season? That’s pretty lenient.

I love it when a sports villain really just goes all out and pulls off a full-blown pro wrestling heel act. So much better than every athlete being boring and thanking God and pretending they’re not the villain and generally being as dull as dishwater. Go with the flow! It’s more fun for everyone involved.

Coco Gauff makes me kinda understand those people who claim young soccer players from Africa or baseball players from central America are far older than they are. It seems so far-fetched that she’s only 15 years old. Not just physically, although the fact that she is blessed with a physique that seems impossible at…

That’s pretty amazing, but still not the most serendipitous catch I’ve ever seen. Cricket has some amazing catches, some of the best of which come from a fielding position called short leg, which is a position very close to the batsman right in line of where they’re going to hit it if they swing their bat around the…

It’s basically already in the rule, though. If a player challenges the designation, it goes to whatever position the player was in for the most snaps in the previous season. It’s a simple, objective standard, a shocking example of the NFL having a common sense rule in place.

It’s impossible to do enough calling out of the NCAA and their bullshit.

Gordon Ramsay is Scottish, he probably enjoyed England getting beaten.

Just burn the whole rotten, corrupt, un-American enterprise to the ground. Burn it all.

He knew he wasn’t trying to hit him, else he woulda thrown a strike.

I’ve read this described as a “nightmare” scenario for Nike. Those people clearly have no imagination. This is going to coast Nike millions in bad publicity, sure, but it’s something most people will forget about in six months. But Zion was lucky, in a way. If it’d happened at a different moment, in a different…

If this article was a list of things Dan Snyder doesn’t get, nobody would reach “it” until 2020.

I love when you watch calls where you can just tell the announcer’s feeling genuine joy at what they’ve seen. McAfee’s pure joy just makes a cool moment in a game that doesn’t matter that much better.

Fuck, I have brought shame upon my family and must commit ritual suicide. Farewell.

Imagine if Deflategate had actual video evidence of the Patriots staff letting air out of the balls. Then imagine that instead of letting the air out, they were somehow affecting the balls so they’d go through the air to places that were completely unexpected for the other team, but the Patriots would be totally aware…

I loved both those games. They were fantastic, joyous occasions you didn’t want to miss. I am also a Patriots fan and delight in the suffering and incompetence of the rest of the so-called professional football teams in the AFC East, though, so your mileage may vary.

Possibly the worst trash of all in this whole dumpster fire is Merril fucking Hoge, who wrote a book saying all this shit is bullshit while simultaneously being the same Merril Hoge who lost significant brain functions (he had to learn to READ again), almost died and had his career ended by... brain injury caused by…

Touché, mon ami. 

Peterman can’t produce 175 yards in 20 minutes.