Ok let me flip this around, imagine you were doing something really engaging, and I were to abruptly for no reason prevent you from doing such activity, are you telling me you would be the paragon of calm and peace and you would just “let it go”? Not to mention I would have a camera in your face to capture your…

I’m a chef instructor at an urban college and this is my biggest fight the first day of the ServSafe safe course. Your co-worker was right - rinsing meat will actually cause more problems than it solves. Soaking in vinegar does absolutely nothing, either. Sorry.

You coworker is correct. Washing the chicken doesn’t actually remove anything and just spreads the chicken bacteria all over your sink and your hands.  

“A third chimed in that washing chicken spread germs.”

I mean, they’re right though. Washing chicken just splashes the e-coli/salmonella water around the sink so that it gets on everything that you put in there, i.e. your clean dishes that you’re not probably not going to heat up again. I’m not white and it’s customary in Chinese culture to wash chicken as well but sorry,…

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

While a bit harsh for the character, I’d be all for Hawkeye having the wife and kids faded out of existence, allowing the character to move to New York, buy an apartment building with money inadvertently obtained from underworld crime bosses, and rescue an injured dog (who likes pizza)...just so we can get the Matt…

Fascinating. My (apparently incorrect) assumption would be that the vehicles would be symmetrical in their construction, so it shouldn’t matter which side hits. It’s crazy that they appear so clearly “built to the test”, which previously has always focused on the driver’s side.

I don’t know who the hell you are but you’re not from Philadelphia.

I don’t think you have a firm grasp on the meaning of the phrase “throwing someone under the bus.”

Who the hell do you get laundry advice from? It’s a water repellent, synthetic fiber vest (i.e. something perfect for spot cleaning) stuffed with goose down that never actually touches his skin. What do you think is happening to it that requires weekly full washings?

Patagonia disagrees with you. Their care instructions explicitly say to wash it as infrequently as possible. Outerwear doesn’t need to be washed weekly. If you do, you’re just wasting water and decreasing the wear life of your clothing.

The dodger did win.

Wouldn’t you have more stability standing on the side and holding the rail than you would in the middle of it? Stand on the right, walk on the left. It’s easy! We’re a sort of civilized society, we can handle this!

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

Who knows?

You’re missing the most obvious issue: why the fuck should minor-league sports be affiliated with universities at all? You want to pay the athletes, fine. But then why bother having them be part of the school? That’s a lot of words just to try and justify college athletics, when that’s the problem in the first place.

So it turns out that by me not watching the review, in protest to Gary Oldman, I missed that.

Pretty sure “grid girl” isn’t a profession.