You misspelled “roll.”

You ever play football...on WEED?

A novelty team flag that can cover 200 people could easily be mistaken for a light bulb filled with meth.

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

Not for nothing, but a relapse every three years is a pretty fucking great record for an addict.

“video store to pick up a nightcap”

what’s the NL’s excuse for Dodgers v. Diamondbacks, Dodgers v. Padres, Braves v. Carlos Gomez, Braves v. Jose Fernandez, Pirates v. Brewers and Cardinals v. Reds?

AGREED

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

I would add that he’s also way more likable than Jonah Hill. And has better on-camera presence. And is more pleasant to look at. And is more talented.

Slight difference. A dirty slide can hurt you. A 100 mph fastball to the dome can kill you.

Molly and Ecstasy are two different things....

#Assholesoftheworldunite #Teamfloorpoop

Maybe... or maybe nobody’s seen it as it’s not approved. :P

+ 1 goo punch

The issue with the surveys is that they ask you to rate on a scale, but management penalizes the staff for less than a perfect score. They should just make the answers yes/no with a field for comments. Otherwise the surveys are just a waste of time.

your headline makes it sound like the Hawks players were arrested for stabbing Copeland.

Welcome to a Diana Moskovitz piece.

You’re basically right though, that even though a million isn’t that much anymore, it’s still a million freakin dollars. The interest on that even in a shitty investment could pay your mortgage and basic living expenses, then you supplement that with appearances, book writing, etc. and you’ve got a decent living. But…

You figure you lose half of it on taxes and 3% on agent fees right off the bat.