Max, you are wrong.

Scatus Pack

Somewhere Sergio Marchionne is doing a fist pump. 

Sounds like someone in Hollywood needs to do a remake of Voltron with all of these FCA and PSA brands.

Good time to buy up some FCA stock, like I did this morning. Fingers crossed it tops out around $18 a share and I can hold for a quarter or two. If it falls I’ll just hold on tight for a government bailout. 

I’d throw in the American engine in heaven. I’m thinking something like the Voodoo engine with 2 more cylinders.

Just because that has happened every time Chrysler has been passed around like a dollar whore doesn’t mean it will happen this time.

Did they?  This one is a 6-speed.

Having ridden and driven all manner of vehicles that have attempted vehicular homicide on me, and I can confirm the life affirming nature of these arseholes. Every trip is a race, and every arrival a miracle. It’s either hilarious or stressful, I just think it’s a fucking great time. And in the contest of Viper vs…

You don’t, as this gen had Sneaky Pete on the hood

The Viper is a testosterone machine. You’re signing your life away by driving one at any given moment. If you don’t like living on the edge, the ‘Vette will satisfy your needs. The Viper is ACTUALLY the American supercar. The Corvette is an American sportscar and will always be just that.

What’s with the whole “no windows no roof” bit, motorcycles have neither as well, I daily’d an ‘04 R1...

$20k can buy a lot of coke, my dude.

But are any of them as fun? If you’re gonna go, do it with a smile. You can’t bring those dollars with you.

I can definitely find a much more cost effective way to kill myself, thanks.

Well said and you are right, but it doesn’t make me any happier about the situation. It all started with “Back to the Future”. Everybody talks about the Delorean, but Marty McFly getting a Toyota SR5 Xtracab as his cool car marked the beginning of trucks and SUVs being cool cars instead of cars that farmers drove.

Holy shit, a downmarket Lexus RC that could have been a Supra... would have been amazing!

You can’t take a heritage car and bring it back as a rehash of another brand’s car. There is no excuse for Toyota doing this. Toyota knows how to make a sports car, and even if they wanted to be totally lazy, they could’ve taken the Lexus RC and started there. 

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

Yeah that’s actually exactly what I meant when I wrote that comment using words that didn’t mean that at all.