W h o g i v e s a s h i t

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

at which point do we start accepting photoshop for cosplay? (yes I know the cartoon effect is made by makeup but those photo are still heavily retouched...)

Holy shit it’s the girl from the AT&T ads

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

noo, this is the best solution, riiiight here

Why isn’t the best tweet on this list??

It’s a big 707 horsepower pressboard pallet

And yes Imma go as him for halloween

I’m actually trying to find a junk 63 cad and a 63 impala to frankenstein into Axel’s ride.

He is copying because he can’t read.

I keep the cover on mine unless I’m on the highway as it’s usually the Hi-Po that’ll pull you over for such a horrible, terrible, society crushing crime.

“...it would be nice to have something that breaks infrequently...”

Can we get Jim Rash as Lobot?

Where’s the flat-brimmed hat wearing, energy drink slamming guy who uses the term ‘bro’ or ‘brah’ to start or finish every sentence Subaru WRX owner?

Does it come with Snow tires?

Go figure.