Prediction: the real Sergio Marchionne will make a full recovery, and, finding himself bored as hell at home, creates a satirical Jalopnik account in the name of LarsOfFortCangley. Then the fit will really hit the shan.

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

OK everybody, you really have to watch that video, turn on captions and turn auto-translate into english on. It is amazing.

Someone is bored.

Couple of guys leaning out the back window firing paintballs at each other would be a little slice of heaven.

I thought this car was a Mini kit by British £€¥land?

For only the most discerning of clowns.

Obligatory (albeit incredibly under-equipped) attempt to inject some Ayrton into the shot.

That cover image isn’t a burnout, that’s a stargate turning on

Needs to be be followed up the hill by a Ford Granada full of foul mouthed coppers...

New Uber class: UberVintage 

This summer, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is back as a fish with NOTHING TO LOSE

Or you could join Oppo where the rest of us talk about our projects...

The really only bad quality about Stef is that she doesn’t know that her duck is a duck, she thinks that it’s a chicken, and that’s just wrong.

So more of the same social media shaming? Only with more money.

haha it would appear to the causal observer that I forgot an “F” when in fact I forgot an entire “out “ in front of “of”

Do you know why it’s gone? All you “enthusiasts” who ask me to bring these to the NA market and then buy a CVT Kia Soul instead because you suddenly remember you’re 39 years old 215lbs, make $65K a year and have a wife, 2 kids and a dog.

I really hope they bring it back as a crossover.