There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

Detroit was considering selling off its art museum holdings. I’m gonna give a slight edge to clock thief here.

Clearly that is not a regular thief, but an antique specialist. The person kept the clock for 20 years and cared for it. That’s better than any museum.

The current model can do that as well.

What happens when VTEC kicks in?

It may have something to do with those cars being built and designed in Europe.

Yes, of course we Europeans are not buying American cars because of the 7.5% in import tariff difference. That’s it...

No love for the Sky-Slider?? Well for that COTD, I give you this:

Not enough weight and not enough hp for the hp and 0-60 number fetishists in the US. Probably too expensive too, as it doesn’t have a German logo.

Never gets old

Okay.... just saying though... if Mitsu announces a new flying car model called the “Zero”, I’m gonna go start my Canadian vacation.

Do you now understand the tyranny of the masses?

Or better yet... Bring back homogenized special editions so “we the people” can get all the fun go-fast parts

There aren’t enough stars for you! Give me actual stock car racing!

Let’s set a few more ground rules while we’re at it.

Two very normal Australian boys went vroom vroom in their cars today. When they had finished, one jumped into a pool of dirty water fully clothed with all of his friends, and the other drank a milk the wrong way. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!

Look, nobody panic. As mentioned above this represents an “unlikely sequence of events,”.

Dude, calm the fuck down. I don’t even know how you took this as a personal affront to type shit out about your life that frankly we don’t give a fuck about.

I’m not fighting someone with an obvious brain injury.