And then someone will get tired of all the time it takes, and create a macro that does it all based on RPMs and speed.

Stef, Slaska rally in English is simply Silesian Rally, never thought ill see Silesia/Slask on Jalopnik! As a silesian native im touched (runs away crying and mumbling something in Silesian).

While this gives me the wants, I learned this lesson with a double cab Tacoma: any truck bed less than 6 feet is USELESS.

Australia isn’t an island nation, it’s a whole continent that happens to be all one country. All the ships ever built in the history of ever wouldn’t be enough to blockade the whole continent. If you count Tasmania, Australia has about the same amount of coastline as 1.5 trips around the equator.

The world needs more Torchinsky hours.

In the long run, that burn out was supercheap.

Low siders are generally not code brown inducing, high siders however...

To be fair.

Can confirm, I cringed. Except the Porsche configurator one... I LOL’ed at that one.

I voted NP. Hear me out:

sweet alison brie reference

I’m giddy about this one—c’mon Jalops, let’s set a CP record!

Why did I think this car had a Citroen badge at first?

That looks very close to the new Peugeot line-up design cues, down to the color-combo. I wonder if this company has any ties with the Chinese investors that saved Peugeot recently...

I think I’m going to start using “pound sign” just to confuse people.

Hippy.

Well I’m glad jalopnik and gawker are free of this corporate bullshit. Where else would I see constant anti uber, anti Paul whatever his face is, negative faraday future (and le eco news) from an unbiased, uncompensated, unfunded source? I like the content so I’ll keep reading jalopnik and ignore the crap. But for…

Hmm, that vehicle in the main photo looks familiar:

It’s cute. Does it come in pink?