That is “I don’t really want to see a dead body today” pace.

Coincidentally, about an hour ago (3:00pm on Monday afternoon). I’m sitting in front of a coffee shop and there’s a shitfaced old drunk parked in the red zone right in front of me. He’s obviously trashed; puking out the window, nodding in and out, etc. Shitfaced Drunk in the middle of the afternoon. I called 911, cops…

It may be stupid, but it’s a life-affirming sort of stupid. The kind of stupid that makes my day just thinking about it.

I can see the movie already. Jason Statham would be the guy who owns the tank company. The people who hid the gold now know where they can retrieve it. Chaos and a fire fight ensues.

Wait, so anyone can buy a tank off of eBay?

“I bought an Alfa Romeo Giulia for $250!” - A David Tracy article, probably

It’s bio hazard because the driver shit themselves.

Highlander you heathen.

There, there, David.

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Because they’re generally uncompetitive in this market. Too clearly designed with a different market in mind. Design, interior, engines, body shapes (sedans?), size, they all tend to be different from what people here generally desire. Let’s turn it around: how many French cars do you see driving around in the US?…

Build a fire for a man and he’s warm for the night.

The headlights are like from a submerging person screaming “help me”

What’s going on with those headlights? The bottom ones definitely resemble the expression on the CEO of BMW’s face better.

India has nothing on us in Australia

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At a guess, I’d say first rain of the season + dusty roads = mud slick, then add in some crappy tires.

Aussies live for watching wankers come unstuck.

Aussie born and bred.

Did they do it out of the goodness of their hearts? Probably not.