“Last year, Yajima express fatigue in an interview she gave last year.”
*cough* 

That’s OK, Seinfeld can just sue german comedian Michael Kessler for stealing the stolen idea!

See? This is shittalk I can get behind. Not a whole article about Gears of War Players shouting “FUCK YOU!” at one another. At least be creative.

At some point you should ask yourself: Are you consuming media to enjoy yourself or are you actually just trying to “keep up”, to build up a small encyclopedia in your head, trying to be able to keep up with talk about every single show, podcast, movie and game there is?

Because at some point you might as well just…

This seems like a weird article because it critiques something that boils down to a choose your own adventure-style movie without ever going into details about the narrative other than calling it “boring”. If you enjoy this product or not doesn’t seem to have much to do with how much you decide and way more with how…

I’m sorry Gizmodo...but are you fucking serious?!

You are posting a suicide letter not only without any kind of information on how to reach suicide hotlines or other kind of support if readers are in a similiar situation but you even explicitly state that you are completely cool with people killing themselves, only to…

Haha, yeah, I mean, they could just be unemployed in a society that demands employment or takes away potentially live-saving services like Insurance away from you, you know? It’s their own decision, LOL.

Moron.

Based on this very article where one of the biggest video game companies in the world just told you that they make 50% of their income from Microtransactions and the like, while most of Bethesda’s single player focused games without any of these monetisation strategies flopped (based on our limited insight Doom &…

Kiiiiiinda hate the fact that the amazing Shattered Memories is relegated into a joke for this one :(

Did not expect to read about Erzgebirge Aue on Kotaku today, so that’s pretty great.

Let’s all waste more food because we could save a theoretical dollar! Hooray!

As someone who reaaaaally isn’t too bothered about Spoilers and thinks the culture around spoilers has totally gone out of control:

That’s a pretty hardcore spoiler right there in the headline :/

A single gay character in Overwatch equals “no more heterosexual characters”, huh?

I just need to ask: Why just “Final Fantasy V”? You had to clarify that you’re talking about the book, not the game, not only here but on Twitter, too. Isn’t that...really confusing? The missing subtitle is kinda unnerving to me^^

“Marvel Powers United VR makes one of your wildest dreams come true. You and three friends can all team up and fight the forces of evil, in real time, as your favorite superheroes.”

At this point Germain could just as well send his articles to Disney PR so they could use them without changing anything. I mean, “in…

“The image shows the rules about at the Bic Camera in Kawasaki for buying a Switch.”

I’m not really sure what this sentence is supposed to say :o

I feel like this article by Rami Ismail is relevant here: http://ramiismail.com/2017/05/games-discussion-mario-kart-8-deluxe/

Well, this didn’t take long to turn weird. Go out. Meet a girl. Or a boy! Doesn’t matter. There’s a lot of both of those. Don’t search and repost for bikini photos on social media accounts of girls you have never met. Cause, again, that’s just weird.

Ah, that makes sense. Brown decided to avenge Goku and the domnestic abuse he suffered from Chichi by turning the tables and beating up his girlfriends! What a guy!

Isn’t this exactly the kind of uncontextualised PR fluff Kotaku usually doesn’t want to post?