All those idiot Santas had to do was bring a rope. Always know your enemy, people!

Far Cry, Crysis & Crysis 2 are all amazing games in my opinion.

Was anything about Rogue one that wasn’t “Hey, I know that character/spaceship/thing, he/it is doing the cool stuff I like seeing him do!” fine, though? Cause, yeah, the last 40-minute-action scene in R1 was goddamn amazing. But those characters? That erratic planet-hopping at the beginning?

I dunno. I was pretty…

Yup. That totally fits Lionhead:

“At one point, the mayor of Guildford called the studio to arrange a visit. Molyneux agreed, but the team decided to take the piss out of the mayor. Mark Healey had stuck two old wires into an old woollen glove and popped the other ends of the wires into the floppy disk drive on his…

You are a terrible human being.

I had a female character with me for quite a few hours and the dynamics were exactly the same. I have many female friends I interact with in exactly the same way as I do with my male friends. This is such a weird concept to me, that sex alone changes the nature of a friendship somehow.

Also, to have any idea what the actual plot is, who the villian is and what they want you need to watch Kingsglaive. Also, also, to understand the relationship of Noctis and his group you need to watch Brotherhood since none of them get introduced to you at any point, much like every other character in the game.

Oh,…

Well, that’s just plain wrong. Most of history classes during school are about WW2 and the rise of Hitler. There are countless monuments and landmarks commemorating the victims of the Nazis everywhere, denying the existence of the Holocaust is prohibited by law, almost every class visits Auschwitz or another closed…

Hey man, now you corrected it to “Ultimate Ninja Heroes 4".

It’s actally “Ultimate Ninja Storm 4". Heroes & Storm are two different series ;)

Small correction: The game released last year and Road To Boruto is a DLC for is Ultimate Ninja Storm 4. Ultimate Ninja Heroes 3 is a PSP game from 2010 :P

But “Boruto” doesn’t stand for something and it’s not a translation - it literally is the japanese pronounciation of the english word “Bolt”:

What the fuck was that? He was too slow to properly overtake and then just decided to run him off the road, endangering the stewards standing right next low wall of the straight and even KEEPING him off the road? What the fuck? How is someone like that allowed to racer ever again? I’m only used to stuff like GT…

Was the “original ad” even an ad? Seems more like it’s a private photoshop on some fanboy’s/fangirl’s Tumblr?

If so...is it really necessary for you to link to their Twitter? They are clearly not comfortable with this.

A gun replica turns into something “remotely resembling a firearm”, eh?

This is what you wanted to say:

“Welcome to the Liberal Utopia. Where running around with an assault rifle will get you arrested.”

Imagine if they had a Jesus Christ skin in there.

Let me tell you about Edge of Tomorrow.

Weird, I’m only getting those weird Boy Streamers. What’s that about?!

EA has been named “Best Place to Work for LGBT Equality” for 4 years straight: http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2014-…

But sure, go ahead and hate that goodwill they drum up because they made those games you don’t like.

No idea if you are aware of it already, but the Drakengard soundtrack (same director, team & composer, Nier is an indirect sequel) is trying to do exactly what this song does - times 1000. It’s just pure and utter chaos turned into something that maybe could be called music and it fits the game amazingly well:

Hey Patrick, you obviously recorded a video...why not embed or at least link it here? :o