This seems a lot like analogue DLC.

And now I want Cliff and Phil to form a developer and make NeoGaf explode of rage.

Well, at least only teenagers playing nothing but Call of Duty could behave this bad. I couldn't imagine any other type of gamer hating on a single person thi - oh fuck it, this is the exact reason Jon Blow, Phil Fish, Edmung McMillen and pretty much every game developer ever hate the internet and all those people…

This is terrible. You know why? Because this is a bully blaming his victim for overreaction to his bullying.

It is well established that Phil Fish has a very, very hard time with people offending him. It is VERY well established his psychological health suffered greatly because of shit like that.

Fish seems to be a very…

Man, Brian's articles have been so damn formulaic for the last few months. Seems like every last one of his texts seems to use exactly the same formatting, structuring and writing.

"Hey, something happned in Japan. On 2Chan, Japan's largest forum, commenters are *insert adjective*. While some say that *insert Opinion…

People should remember one simple fact:

This is not made by the people who made AC 3.

That is all.

I asked for more SilentBob.

But i never asked for this.

I am watching a huge robot befriend a little girl on the internet.

Yet again I realize I'm living in the fucking future.

I don't think I am able to get over the fact that the game that allows me to play as Jeff Bridges slaughtering aliens

a) is a movie port
b) sucks

Fuck you, world.

True.

This news post baffles me. It seriously, honestly does.

To the people saying this hardly looks better than PS3 games:

Is this your first new console generation? It has been like this for every new console cycle since we arrived in the 3D area.
Playstation 2 Launch:

All of the QR codes are optional. There are in game-riddles attached to them, so you can get the cube eben without a way to scan the codes ;)

I still consider Call of Juarez an unpolished gem. I certainly find it very excessive to compare it to the complette and utter garbage that is Ride to Hell.

As the first big game from Techland developed for the western market (Chrome still felt very "eastern europe-ish" imo) by a small, polish dev it certainly exceeded…

With "great scheme of things" i was talking about the context of Patricias article. Not... well...the whole universe.

I find it amazing how you seemed to completly missunderstand the point Patricia was trying to make in the RPS article.

This wasn't about a bra being physically uncomfortable (even tough it maybe was). It was about the bra making her feel uncomfortable. See, posts such as these are a perfect example for why you should…

So it doesn't contain the best Serious Sam Game, Serious Sam 2? Meh.

I played "Dear Esther"...a game you can' win or lose. Also "Journey" - even though you CAN be attacked, there is no way for you to lose the game.

So, there you go. If games, in fact, had winners and losers "by defintion", those two games couldn't exist.

Because, as we all know, video games are about exactly copying "harsh reality". That makes them so much fun!

Yeah, i know what you mean. I wasn't trying to ask why the TV audience would be excited about this.

I was trying to ask why Kotaku felt the need to publish this story making it seem like that was all-new content we saw there. There is literally nothing new here.