There is one? Nice, Ill go...

Ford Focus SVT

Why the fuck did I waste my time reading this?

My EP91 Starlet.

AWD doesn’t help with stopping.

Part-time, locked center diff 4WD will help... if you’ve no ABS.

The 50/50 split effectively makes the front wheels brake less compared to the rear which changes brake bias and allows for better braking in slippery conditions because there isn’t as much weight transfer.

ABS severely…

First country song I like.

You would rather eat governments programmed propaganda all the time?

US government has a DEW that heats up your skin with microwaves.

Excellent heat shielding.

Why include the Mazda 4cyl? It’s not a direct comparison at all. It has all the auxillaries which make it (almost) twice the width.

Dude is cursing at you for drinking piss.

Go grab a wine lol.

Transit time makes sure that it will taste worse than it already does.

“in the winter children would be headed to the bus in darkness every morning.
“

Woo such a problem. Here it doesn’t make a difference. During winter they go to school in the dark and come from school in the dark.

They had a sliver of a chance of playing in the light after school, but no, some bastard decided we should…

Are you taking the piss?

Golden Age of subaru? Dude that ended when 555 was no longer on the side of it’s WRC cars.

ULTRATHOTS!

Orlove? Wtf is this?

For some reason this thing looks 10 times as awesome as the rest of these trucks.

Cute? Looks like giant hunking piece of shit.