Ford Focus SVT

Why the fuck did I waste my time reading this?

My EP91 Starlet.

AWD doesn’t help with stopping.

Part-time, locked center diff 4WD will help... if you’ve no ABS.

The 50/50 split effectively makes the front wheels brake less compared to the rear which changes brake bias and allows for better braking in slippery conditions because there isn’t as much weight transfer.

ABS severely…

First country song I like.

Excellent heat shielding.

Why include the Mazda 4cyl? It’s not a direct comparison at all. It has all the auxillaries which make it (almost) twice the width.

Dude is cursing at you for drinking piss.

Go grab a wine lol.

Transit time makes sure that it will taste worse than it already does.

Golden Age of subaru? Dude that ended when 555 was no longer on the side of it’s WRC cars.

ULTRATHOTS!

Orlove? Wtf is this?

For some reason this thing looks 10 times as awesome as the rest of these trucks.

Cute? Looks like giant hunking piece of shit.

Looks like shit. Probably drives like absolute shit.

Miles are too high for that kind of price. 5000k miles is max.


ONE FUCKING DAY THOUGH!!!!

It’s gonna be wayy more than 500 buckaroos mate. 

I am the same way with cars from the 90's. Yeah, nah. Fuck all this electronic bs. Gimme a nice lightweight chassis instead.

Power windows? Pffffuckthat. Cruise control? It’s like your are talking an ailien language m8.

Old Ferrari.

You could make a fortune selling spares.