Nother one:

“There is only one positive to a lada, the positive battery terminal.”

Three guys are driving their cars. BMW, Toyota, Lada.

They come across flooded roadworks that they need to cross.

Toyota guy goes first, going slow and tactical.... gets stuck.

BMW guy decides to use speed to his advantage... gets stuck.

Lada guy just drives through.

Toyota and BMW drivers are stunned and ask: “How…

You lucky bugger.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t jealous of your little Clio. :D

A mini? Fucking what now? 

“The spare itself was flat.” That’s the rookiest rookie mistake you can make lol.

“I’d love to live in a world where my success isn’t dependent on me conforming to someone else’s arbitrary definition of ‘attractive’.”

That statement is false. You have been led to feel this way by the government narrative.

Looks absolutely disgusting.

On the opposite side of the same coin; I will never buy one because it isn’t engineered with a roof in mind.

Radius is squared when calculating rotational inertia.

Also. Pedestrian safety is far worse, even for a older car that wasn’t safe to begin with.

I see huge, heavy wheels that do not fit the car properly.

That’s already a big safety concern.

Why though? It’s a long open highway.

They should be catching people speeding in cities instead. 

Your shitty lifted truck will impact at head level when it comes to sedans.

Also it’s not comparable to your roommates situation, because a lifted truck can go without service for 6 years as well.

Ooh my.

No roof.

That basket is a dumb idea.

Too much wight over the rear of the car.

The tub of lard is in the middle of the car though.

Having no roof is just wasted potential all around.

Saddest part about the Mx-5.

When is the time or where is the place then?

Hope they have time to take care of it.

Otherwise junior won’t be riding anything and the car will end up being sold.

Yeah. Continue blaming shit like this on race. That’s what they want.