Have you tried farting?

Trying to evacuate before a hurricane back in 2017. Left South Miami for Georgia, but the roads were so clogged, 15 hours later we had only made it to Orlando.

I am sarcastic and cynical as all hell. Staunch leftist. I make efforts to be respectful but get pissed when confronted with incompetence or blatant stupidity.

So basically the same as I am in real life.

Before you rush off to take a massive dump on the No Dice button...

Wifey and I have no kids and don’t plan on having any. We drive a Cruze and a Camaro lol Screw SUVs

They will NEVER learn.

Absolutely.

Lol Mercedes. Sorry didn’t even think about how that might confuse people. Def not a Mercury though. They thought those cars were shit (they are but, that’s besides the point).

Not as unlikely as you think. An old family friend had property out there through the Disney vacation club. She still got banned from the park for getting shitfaced at Epcot and she used to spend oodles of money at Disney on her grandkids and others (to give you an idea of her family’s wealth, she gifted a Merc to…

“Covid is a very serious thing,” Sills said to the Post, “but so is my vacation with my family.”

Either way, the new Nissan Z should be nervous.

I guess the joke is too subtle, but I basically mean with their blown out knees and fucked up backs, they’d be standing still lol

Like Greene herself, Crossfit sucks ass.

Definitely keeping the masks going. There are still new strains popping up and previous reports and studies have already indicated COVID-19 isn’t the worst virus out there. In fact, some are saying it’s simply a sign of things to come.

Scandinavian countries are my go to currently. Also New Zealand because their PM is one of the few world leaders who seems to have her head on fucking straight.

How about, don’t?

I am so fucking done with this country, specifically the red states. But even the blue states have been getting on my damn nerves.

It’s common practice for people hoping to get away with their crimes. Again, no remorse.

Don’t usually feel inclined to say this about sellers on this thing but... what an asshole.

That he pled not guilty when his crimes are so blatant is what especially pisses me off.