Personally, I’d rather that than the Joel Osteen’s of the world, who amass ridiculous amounts of wealth by insinuating people can buy their way into heaven. At least JW’s don’t turn their religion into their career. I frankly don’t know any other “Christian” church that does that.

But yeah, totally. Getting woken up…

Exactly! For me it’ll be alcohol long before some glazed ring of cakey goodness.

Why is Wen so convinced that those who take advantage of this promotion will waltz into Krispy Kreme every single day to grab a glazed donut?

Glad I ain’t the only one who caught that.

Raised as a Jehovah’s Witness, her husband, who declined a request to be interviewed, was taught by his family to doubt much of modern medicine, Garcia said.

Honestly... I like this car. But at that price??? C’mon, what are these people thinking? No dice.

I think the only appropriate response to anything related to Gaetz at this point amounts to, “What the actual fuck is this stupid shit???”

I love Z cars. Had this come out a year or so ago, I would likely be driving this instead of a Camaro. Funny enough, didn’t like the styling at first, but boy did it grow on me... The thing I simply couldn’t stomach is the premium Nissan has been asking for a car that has barely been updated in the 10 years it’s been…

Honestly, all I can muster at this point is “Holy shit!”

Fuck the police

It hurts my heart to see how many heads this comment went over.

I think my hope in humanity’s future just dropped a bit too.

You are under absolutely no obligation to remind your husband. It’s housework. It’s never ending and it is always pretty damn obvious what needs to be done.

Lawn looking overgrown? Cut that shit.
Just ate some food off a plate? Wash that shit.
Kitchen floor lookin stained? Mop that shit.

I’m a dude. Full disclaimer there.

Another asshole cop doing asshole things.

Learn the physical boundaries of your vehicle people.

Honestly, if they can’t reverse in correctly the first time, they just shouldn’t be on the road. I drive a Camaro with notoriously well-known blind spots. I have no issue backing in quickly, safely, and within the guidelines.

If it’s a regular spot, I reverse in. If it’s angled, I pull in. Frankly, it’s for safety reasons, so that I have the best view when exiting a space.

I’m just gonna keep your stupid ass in the greys Oghmalnfinium, because all your comment actually reinforces is my main point anyway. They had no trouble bringing in a white dude alive and well that they knew was an active shooter.

And I’m not going to get into some long ass rant with a jackass, because the simple fact…

What a jackass, ignorant ass, stupid ass comment to make. Philando Castile was shot and killed while complying. Both Andre Hill and Stephon Clark were shot and killed for holding cell phones.

I think I actually like it?