Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

When will it end, seriously?

Model S with 4 motors and 17 seats coming next week. Will beat Taycan.

Guaranteed that cologne and that beer are the same product in different packages.

32 weeks per year for the last two years...2 weeks away, one week home.

To be fair to them, if they’re staying at a different hotel every few days for 20+ days a month, I’m sure it’s brutal. Living out of a suitcase for a living is it’s own sort of battle.

Chrysler did it better in ‘67 & ‘68.

Impossible grip? Must be proof that we live in the matrix...

Is a walrus a larger and more advanced Navy Seal ?

I split the difference and run tap water through a Brita pitcher.

*starts looking up doctor’s lab coats on Amazon.

Is this you?

Define “most of us”. I’m presuming you mean fellow Jalops?

“Definitely some good looking sedans — especially the Camry. “

I mean, lets face it, these are pretty uninteresting cars to most of us and probably worthy of a little derision.

When she texts you that her parents aren’t home:

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

For paying an extra $5 of allowance money, I let my kids choose their seats in the van (third row only, 28" seat pitch). And if they got a good progress report, I’ll even let them bring an extra carryon bag with guaranteed space (on the roof rack, that is).

who the fuck is paying over $45k for a Traverse or Acadia?!