Project Drift?

I don’t know what you do for a living, but if you are a 9-5'er like me, there is no way I can afford the personal butler idea you put forth, however hard I work, unfortunately!

So much NO to the music - sounds trashy.

Is that supposed to be the “2001 Space Odyssey”?

NO! How else can we see a bunch of bikes and ATVs get crushed? Be practical, people. This needs to happen. We, the people, need some public bike crushings!

Still bothers the hell out of me every time I see the Flintstone’s car!

I still see some Dodge Magnums on the road around where I live, and I wish they still made them. I, for one, would have bought one, what with my 4 yo and the stuff that accompanies us everywhere. Also good for long road trips. SRT version.. sigh...

The rear doors are for other “activities” that the lovely lady will (might?) help you with!

OMG, thats the worst background score EVER! I’m having nightmares just thinking about this scene!

Now, is the OP the cat or the dog?

We are your friends, bro. Now I have the feels...

I have been to Austin only a couple of times several years ago, so I don’t know that city at all. But I want to say that the colorful wall paintings/ graffiti are awesome, and complements the car’s color wonderfully! Tastefully done, photos wise!

Ignoring the obvious lack of propulsion, how is it supposed to “turn”? What does the steering wheel do? Also the rear wheels, without a lock, would start coming off when the vehicle moves in the forward direction.

Red is shown to psychologically “overwhelm” the opponents. Research has shown that teams wearing red (research was conducted on Soccer matches, I believe) had a higher chances of winning than any other color.

You mean F(ake)-bomb? Then yes! :)

HEY, You leave the Camry alone! A Camry can be customized, can a Lab?

If the army vet were a true Jalop, he would have fixed his bike and shown off his work. j/k. Glad he got a free replacement - nice of Kawasaki!

Thank you, that was Sound advice - now I understand the joke!

This video - is it for real, or is he making fun of some scientists by imitating their mumbo-jumbo technical conversation?

I gave you a star for originality, but in practice this might be a little hard/ awkward to open the center console and press this switch to “get-rid” of “Cuz”!