That albatross ain’t going nowhere!

In the zoom-out shot, the guy looked like Neil deGrasse Tyson..

The seller is thinking...

ROTFL!!!!

I think the key words the OP mentioned are:

Instead of why, WHY NOT? You cant expect only Tesla have all the fun do you? Next, the gullwing will be available on the Smart (which, I would like to see).

Hey, don’t insult the cavemen - without them, we wouldn’t be here. Neither would Trump, but thats a different discussion!

Wait, if they had the Mustang, how would the perps ride in the car? There is no barricade to separate them from the front seats, plus its a coupe. How’s that supposed to work? Or would a backup slower sedan pick up the delinquents?

a steady trickle of idiocy

I approve your idea. Only question - why is 6 the ideal number? I would think one at each intersection would suffice!

These types of car designs are never coming back, right? Is that for “Safety”, or for the techno-crap crammed into the cars in the past decade and a half? Even a 95-96 Camry (flame suit on) looks nice compared to todays’ Camry. Oh.. I wish they bring the old style back!

I like how you say ‘Murican like its a language on its own.. on second thought, I think it is.. here have a star!

So its a smaller A7... thats revolutionary!

Its like when you were in the 5th grade, and your friend gave you a wedgie just when you are about to go talk to your crush. You promised your friend he will die at your hands!

In your post-script, I think you missed the possibility (certainty?) of people dying due to an alien invasion, or when someone releases the Kraken! :)

What do those black spaces, where headlights used to be, do? Ventilation or another type of light?

The kid looks a lot like Otto (and very cute) - you sure its not Torch under that Fedora?

Is that to get bug off?

Wait - is the rubber liner on that headlight wiper broken - it looks like its coming off..

I applaud your commitment and honesty on all things internet. Here have a star - I want to give you more, but am limited to only 1 star!