I think the key words the OP mentioned are:

Instead of why, WHY NOT? You cant expect only Tesla have all the fun do you? Next, the gullwing will be available on the Smart (which, I would like to see).

Wait, if they had the Mustang, how would the perps ride in the car? There is no barricade to separate them from the front seats, plus its a coupe. How’s that supposed to work? Or would a backup slower sedan pick up the delinquents?

a steady trickle of idiocy

I approve your idea. Only question - why is 6 the ideal number? I would think one at each intersection would suffice!

These types of car designs are never coming back, right? Is that for “Safety”, or for the techno-crap crammed into the cars in the past decade and a half? Even a 95-96 Camry (flame suit on) looks nice compared to todays’ Camry. Oh.. I wish they bring the old style back!

I like how you say ‘Murican like its a language on its own.. on second thought, I think it is.. here have a star!

So its a smaller A7... thats revolutionary!

Its like when you were in the 5th grade, and your friend gave you a wedgie just when you are about to go talk to your crush. You promised your friend he will die at your hands!

In your post-script, I think you missed the possibility (certainty?) of people dying due to an alien invasion, or when someone releases the Kraken! :)

What do those black spaces, where headlights used to be, do? Ventilation or another type of light?

The kid looks a lot like Otto (and very cute) - you sure its not Torch under that Fedora?

Is that to get bug off?

Wait - is the rubber liner on that headlight wiper broken - it looks like its coming off..

I applaud your commitment and honesty on all things internet. Here have a star - I want to give you more, but am limited to only 1 star!

Is it sad that I read FRICKEN as fried chicken? And I am a vegetarian!

If I want to build my own toy car and put these wheels on them, no two pieces are the same... I am not going to look like a dufus with different wheels at each corner!

I guess you will be there? :)

Ill sue you for making my drone wet!

The best sentence is -