Exactly how young is this hypothetical Burt Reynolds of yours?

Dude, that IS Trevor from GTA 5. IMDB him.

Never mind how shit the episode was, how cool was it to see Trevor from GTA V playing one of the Saviours? Just a shame they gave him such awful dialogue. "You enjoy your last day on earth." "Oh, I will, but you must promise to enjoy your last day on earth, too." "I will. But don't you forget to enjoy it." "How could…

"Hey, Sean, can you do a Russian accent?"
"Why, of coash, of coash!"
"You f***in' nailed it, Sean. HEY LARRY? LARRY, CONNERY SAID YES. WE GOT HIM. NOW GET SWARZENEGGER ON THE PHONE. ASK HIM HOW HE FEELS ABOUT PLAYING AN AUSTRALIAN PRIEST! NOT AUSTRIAN. AUSTRALIAN. HE'LL F***IN' KILL IT, I'M TELLING YOU."

What do you mean 'Highlander' Sean Connery? He does exactly the same accent in every movie he's in.

Right?

OK, the finale. Jax enters Holstein's, and takes a seat near the back. He puts Don't Stop Believing on the jukebox. It's not by Journey though. It's a cover by little-known songstress Katy Sagal. Each time the bell at the front door rings, Jax looks up. Wendy and Chibs enter. So do lots of suspicious looking…

Sons of Anarchy overall has been a disappointment. Seasons 1 & 2 were hmmmmmm (you can't see this, but I'm shaking and tipping my hand from side to side), season 3 was more like a comedy thanks to its woeful Oirish accents and Belfast palm trees. I thought seasons 4 and 5 showed genuine promise, and were actually…

That would just be ridiculous, Jocala.

Good point. No, she didn't. My bingo has all been a big fat LIE. I've just ripped up the card. Seven years of my life… WASTED.

My plan for a perfect finale episode: Chucky gets a mechanical arm, and for the entire 365 minute run-time we watch him slowly masturbate himself to climax. Just as he splodges, actual Robocop shuffles into shot, whips his gun from his leg and shoots Jax dead.

"I'm a different kind of truck driver." Good to see Vic Mackey. Finally got Full house in my seven-year game of 'The Shield' BINGO. I shan't be watching the finale. The only space on my BINGO card is for Julien, but I've got a funny feeling he won't show…

My heart goes out to Ron Perlman. The kid he had with The Grinch passed away today. http://cdn.images.express.c…

'Use 'The Force', Kurt Sutter… No, no, no: not that kind of forcing, Kurt! Wha… I… Oh, hell, if you're going to broadcast that, at least let your wife sing over it.'

What can you find in New York, Newcastle, London, Los Angeles, and inside a young Obi Wan Kenobi's throat, all within six seconds? Charlie Hunnam's ping-ponging transatlantic accent could generate enough AIR MILES for every reader of the AV CLUB to fly for free for the rest of eternity.

Can't wait for a cover of 'Hey Nonny, Nonny' to be sang by Sagal over a seven-minute montage of medieval gang-rape.

Sons of Aaarrrrrr-narchy?

'Sons of Tran-archy' has a nice little ring to it. 'Biker Chicks With Balls.' Sutter's probably got this spin-off story-boarded, right down to the opening scene where Jacqueline Teller manages to rape himself in prison as Peg Bundy sings a haunting rendition of 'Nine Till Five'.

A show's probably doing something wrong when literally any or all of the characters could be killed - and not just killed: beaten, shot, burned, drowned, mutilated, tortured, prison raped, death-by-Sagal-ballad - and I wouldn't care. I'd just stare at the screen like a psychopath. Even if all the kids died. Seriously,…