Oh yes, I am so steaming mad right now I’m surprised I even managed to type this out coherently.

Luann is beyond gross, like when she told that young black girl that she needed to lose weight. *shudder* Or when she completely ignored Jules when she confided in her about her father being hospitalized. If that is the hill you’ve chosen to die on, so be it, but it is a classless one, darlin.

She accused Carole of being a pedophile...

Here’s a couple more for you: I can smell your fedora from here, mother’s basement, neckbeard etc. etc.

Oh sweetie, it doesn’t take any analysis to peg you.

You should probably work on your self esteem issues if that’s the case.

Take a deep breath killer, I know you’re embarrassed for being called out but I’m sure you can get through this.

Heaven forbid we encourage emotions.

Pop a xanax and try pulling the stick out of your ass, you’ll live longer.

Relax, you realize you’re getting worked up over imaginary fairy animals right?

Please don’t ever have one.