Don’t confuse “wish[ing] death” for ambivalence at his method of suicide. Given that it was very likely that one of them was going to die at some point due to violence, there was only 1 life wasted.

That’s not mud she’s covered in.

SICK BURN!

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

FUCK ... she got read

Let’s be real, Anna only wore that boring-ass frock because it lets her wear her terrible Manolo mules, which her baby toes are always trying to escape.

He’s so very unattractive to me.

Because of Trump, I’ve given up using “very” as an adverb.

Poor Scott. He must have years of built up anger over the hand he’s been dealt.

And that sentence has been changed to this:

I mean, this guy has the best chance of getting off this doomed planet. Not a bad choice, Amber.

Michelle Obama is a national treasure and the best dressed First Lady ever.

I do think Palin is damn brave wearing that Bardot blouse in the Oval Office though, or as Trump calls them “One Tug, Tits Out Top”.

That Lifetime movie is one of the better recent ones I’ve seen, in part because she’s supposed to be this amazing dancer and she ... is not.

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

I saw her in a Lifetime movie where she gets hooked on pain meds and ends up a heroin addict, which hinders her ability to make this pose:

Hmm...never even crossed my mind. Good point.

Jones may have just opened himself up to defamation/slander charges in the Comet Ping-Pong case, too. He “apologized” right before the deadline to do so under Texas’ defamation laws and claimed he had been misinformed, but if he’s forced to admit under oath that he knew there was high likelihood of this being bullshit…

I see Locomotive Jones a known troll is at it, I wonder how many people accidentally stared the troll thinking he’s on their side.